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Why is Conan O’Brien not talking about the Dave Letterman scandal?  It doesn’t make any sense.  Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Craig Ferguson (Craig is Dave’s employee) are all joking about the blackmail/sex scandal that Letterman is wrapped up in.

I know Dave & Conan are professional buddies.  They’ve been on each others shows, they’re both NY late-night guys (pre-Tonight Show) & both have a deep hatred for Jay Leno… BUT if Craig Ferguson is able to go off on his boss for cheap laughs, there’s no reason for Conan to hold back.

my dvr is getting backed up with movies i need to watch… & i haven’t seen any of them before so i can’t delete them without first watching them!   hopefully one will get knocked off the list tomorrow… not sure which one yet.  need more room for some tv series recordings, the high-def stuff takes up serious space.

here’s what’s on it now, for movies:

• The Majestic
• Mamma Mia!
• The Hudsucker Proxy
• Grosse Pointe Blank
• Across the Universe
• 24 Hour Party People
• In the Valley of Elah
• Assassination of Jesse James
• Happy Feet

i’ve also had a movie out from netflix for months now that needs to be seen, gangs of new york.  basically i’ve paid about $40 in monthly fees just holding onto to this one damn blu-ray disc.

just spent some time working on websites while listening to anthony cumia do his live from the compound show. hilarious as always, you have to respect someone like ant doing free shows over the net all the time … the bosses @ sirius|xm ain’t happy about it either.

alright, i saw the ugly truth with the wife & her sister, it wasn’t horrid.  C+  …  btw – john michael higgins & cheryl hines are top-shelf comedy players.  overall, there were a few scenes worth mentioning.

first, a really bad cgi job of smoothing out katherine heigl’s belly and upper legs region during the scene that she’s hanging upside-down from a tree.  it was such a quick cut scene that they probably didn’t think anyone would notice.  i did!  shame on you for not putting some effort into the body modification, at least for heigl’s sake.

second, her dance scenes… ok, it wasn’t funny the first time – in the trailer.  they had about 4 of her little spastic 2-second dance scenes in the movie.  seems like something that people will be mocking, youtubing, animated gif’ing & replaying to death as this movie earns more at the box office.  we’ll see… i’m annoyed already at the thought of it.

also – before i forget, katherine heigl is a bitch. she bad mouthed knocked up, after it was a hit, for how it portrayed woman. give me a break, go back to tv you stuck-up skank.

another great episode of curb your enthusiasm just ended!   susie essman pwns cheryl: “f**k you, you car wash c*nt!  I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!”

a few months ago my wife and i were lucky enough to stay at the marriot aruba surf club for our honeymoon.  beach, pool, food, sun, fun, blah blah blah.  what i’m here to post is the great blue-screen-of-death shot that the tv had one day & the windows error on the tv guide channel from another day.  reboot your hotel!

hey!  tommy lasorda just made a cameo on the tonight show! did you have sega genesis years ago?  do you still have it now? no! emulators do not count.  well i sold my genesis about 8 years ago along with all of its games (thanks again, ebay!) .. one being tommy lasorda baseball.  it had many flaws, but it was one of my go-to genesis baseball games (below the r.b.i. series, of course).   damn!  that reminds me i also sold my michael jackson’s moonwalker game in the original box w/manual during that same time.

i really believe that obama was wearing eye glitter during his presidential news conference.  he was sparkling in HD, not a good look for our command-in-chief.

last action hero was on encore tonight, that has to be one of the worst big-budget action movies ever.

11:25pm… almost time for conan, the poor guy is getting clobbered in the ratings by letterman.  first it was sarah palin, and last week it was paul mccartney… what’s next for dave?  give conan a break!  yes, yes, the tonight show should be your gig, jay leno was atrocious, but what’s done is done … conan o’brien is the man & the tonight show will conquer all.   on a sidenote, there’s nothing better than having andy richter back w/conan, but i wish joel goddard made the move out to l.a., not for the announcer gig, but as a part-timer in skits.  joel is missed!

i just installed tweetdeck, not sure what all the fuss is about.

walter cronkite, dead @ 92.  the first thing i thought of was robin williams’ cronkite impersonation in ‘good morning vietnam’ – funny thing, i’ve never seen the movie… i had a tape of the soundtrack when i was a kid and there were sound clips between songs and this was one of them: audio – robin does cronkite

breakfast, lunch & dinner for me today:

i have a stomach ache.